Parallel parking
A driving instructor asks his learner, “What’s the first thing you do when parallel parking?”
The learner replies, “Check if anyone I know is watching.”
The perfect CV
A young man applies for a job. His CV lists his previous position as “Consultant.”
The interviewer asks, “What exactly did you consult on?”
“Mostly,” the young man replies, “On whether to keep that job.”
The accountant’s holiday
An accountant books his first holiday in fifteen years.
On the first day, he lies on the beach staring at the sky.
On the second day, he does the same.
On the third day his wife asks, “Are you enjoying yourself?”
“I’m not sure yet,” he says. “I haven’t finished reconciling the first day.”
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