Dad joke
Dad: What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue?
Son: I don’t know.
Dad: You can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
Son: Hahaha what about the glue?
Dad: I knew you’d get stuck there.
Powerful make-up
Dermatologist: Your skin looks like this because I keep telling you not to sleep with make-up on, but you do not listen.
Blonde lady: How does the make-up know that I am sleeping?
Weekend Rules
When mom goes to visit gran for the weekend, she always leaves some house rules stuck on the fridge.
This time she outdid herself. The notes reads:
Don’t add to the population
Don’t subtract the population
Don’t damage or destroy physical property
Stay out of the hospital, the newspaper and jail.
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