Bad mechanic
A man tells his mechanic, “Every time I go over 100km/h, the car starts shaking.”
The mechanic replies, “That’s easy to fix. Just don’t go over 100km/h.”
GPS trouble
My GPS told me to make a U-turn so many times on the way home, I started to think it just wanted to spend more time with me.
Flat tyre
Why did the tyre go to therapy? It kept getting deflated by everyone around it.
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