Weekday Wit

 

Not quite…

A teacher says to her class, “We learnt how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times but there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?”

“Aces,” says Sarah.’

 

Oops

A young executive is leaving the office late one evening when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
“Listen,” says the CEO, “This is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?”
“Certainly,” says the young executive. He turns the machine on, inserts the paper, and presses the start button.
“Excellent, excellent!” says the CEO as his paper disappears inside the machine. “I just need one copy.”

 

Definitive test

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the plane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.”

The others ask, “How do you know?”

The German says, “Because it’s so cold.”

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia.”

The others ask “How do you know?”

He replies, “Because it’s so warm.”

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says ” We are in Mexico.”

The others ask, “How do you know?”

He says “Because my watch is gone.”

 

 

Meme 13 Aug

 

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