A kindergarten teacher asks, “What is the shape of the earth?” One little girl says: “According to my Daddy — terrible!”
When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet. I just think it’s surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Who is next?
Old aunts come and tease their niece at weddings, “Well Sarah? Do you think you’ll be next?”
Sarah settled this quickly once she started doing the same to them at funerals.
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