Kid logic
Trying to come to the aid of his father, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the litle tyke piped up, “Yeah? Well, if we were speeding, so were you!”
Unexpected answers
Why do petrol station managers keep their bathrooms locked?
Because they are scared someone might sneak in and clean them
Say what?
A man comes home and yells joyfully: “Honey I won the Lotto! Pack your things for a nice big vacation!”
She asks: “Awesome! Should I pack for warm or cold weather?”
Man beams: “I don’t care. Just be on your way already!”
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