Weekday Wit

 

Inheritance

A little boy went up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did my intelligence come from?” His father replies, “Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.”

 

To tell or not to tell

An elderly patient gets hearing aids from a doctor. After short time, he meets the doctor again.

Doctor: “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased.”
Patient: “Oh, I am in a funny situation now. I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit and listen to their conversations. In a month, I’ve changed my will three times!”

 

Value for money

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

“How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing R600

“That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for R400

“That’s still quite a bit,” Tim complains.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny R150 bottle.

“What I mean,” said Tim, “Is I’d like to see something really cheap.”

The clerk handed him a mirror.

 

 

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