A little boy went up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did my intelligence come from?” His father replies, “Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.”
To tell or not to tell
An elderly patient gets hearing aids from a doctor. After short time, he meets the doctor again.
Doctor: “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased.”
Patient: “Oh, I am in a funny situation now. I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit and listen to their conversations. In a month, I’ve changed my will three times!”
Value for money
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
“How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing R600
“That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for R400
“That’s still quite a bit,” Tim complains.
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny R150 bottle.
“What I mean,” said Tim, “Is I’d like to see something really cheap.”
The clerk handed him a mirror.
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