Weekday Wit

 

24/7

I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, “Hey! The sign says you’re open 24 hours.” He replies, “Yes, but not in a row!”

 

Two liners

Parallel lines have so much in common. It is a shame they will never meet.

 

Someone stole my mood ring. I don’t know how I feel about that.

 

My grandfather has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

 

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

 

 

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