Weekday Wit

 

Nose manufacturing

A slightly confused little girl asks her mother, “Where does the doctor get the new noses to replace the old ones?” The mother replies, “They have a place that manufactures them, it’s called the ‘olfactory.’”

 

An effective cure

A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup. Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? Are you still coughing?” The patient replies: “No. I’m afraid to.”

 

No wastage

An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day. First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asks: “Please granny, don’t bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.”
The granny answers: “You know, I don’t have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them.”

 

 

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