Which comes first
I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon. I will let you know.
Punning it
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint
Me: I Excel at it
Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
Me: Word
Bad decisions
I saw my wife, slightly drink, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”
She’s watching our wedding video again.
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