Lost and found
A college student who moved back in with his parents for the summer nervously walks into the kitchen. “Mom,” he says, “I lost a bottle of pills that said ‘Asprin’ on the cap. Have you seen anything like that?”
“Nooo,” she answers, “But have you seen the dragon on the ceiling?”
Natural selection
A physics professor is explaining a complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupts him. “Why do we have to learn this stuff?” the young student says.
“To save lives,” the professor replies.
“How does physics save lives?” asks the student.
“Physics saves lives,” the professor answers, “Because it keeps certain people out of medical school.”
Jumping the gun
A busy executive tells a young man who is looking for a job that he values education and asks him where he received his schooling.
The young fellow says, “Yale.”
The executive says, “Me too, you’re hired.”
“Thank you, sir,” the new employee responds, “And by the way, my name is Yack Yackson.”
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