When the truth counts
A blonde is having a bad day at the tables in Las Vegas. Down to her last R100 and completely exasperated, she cries, “What in the world should I do now?”
The man sitting next to her suggests, “Why don’t you play your age?”
So she puts all her money on 29, and when 36 hit, she faints.
Wait and see
At a train station, 3 accountants and 3 lawyers are at the ticket counter. The accountants buy 3 tickets but the lawyers only buy one ticket. The accountants ask why?
The attorneys say, “Wait and see,”
They all get on the train and the 3 lawyers pile into the bathroom. When the conductor knocks on the bathroom door and says, “Ticket please, “one of the lawyers cracks the door and hands him the ticket.
The next week the three lawyers purchase one ticket and the three accountants do not buy any tickets. The lawyers ask why?
The accountants say “Wait and see.”
The 3 lawyers get on the train and pile into the bathroom as before.
After a few minutes one of the accountants knocks on the door and says, “Ticket please.”
Munchies
Two teenagers are arrested for the possession of marijuana. At the police station they are told they are entitled to one phone call.
An hour later a man enters the station and asks for the teenagers by name.
The sergeant says, “I suppose you are their lawyer.”
“Nope,” the man replies. “I’m just here to deliver their pizza.”
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