The phantom
A teacher is shocked to find several foul words scrawled on the blackboard when she walks into the classroom.
After scolding the children for using such language, she says, “Now we are all going to close our eyes and count to 50. While we are counting, I want the little boy or girl who wrote those words on the board to come up and erase them.”
When she reaches 50, she says, “All right everybody open your eyes.”
All eyes go to the blackboard, but none of the words had been erased.
Below them is the message, “The Phantom strikes again.”
Penny for your thoughts
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
Dumb or dumber
A sailor reads a special message to the captain from the Admiral, “You are without a doubt the most idiotic, lame-brained officer ever to command a ship in the United States Navy.”
The captain responds, “Have that communication decoded at once.”
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