Businessman
I sold encyclopedias when I was in college.
Then the librarian caught me.
T&Cs
Frank went into his wife’s room one day. “If I were, say, disfigured, would you still love me?” he asks her.
“Darling, I’ll always love you,” she says calmly, filing her nails.
“How about if I became crippled?” he asks nervously.
“Don’t worry, darling, I’ll always love you,” she tells him, buffing her nails.
“Well, how about if I lost my job as vice president?” Frank goes on, “If I weren’t pulling in six figures anymore? Would you still love me then?”
The woman looks over at her husband’s worried face. “Frank, I’ll always love you,” she reassures him, “But most of all, I’ll really miss you.”
Airline Dictionary
Flight Schedule – An entertaining work of paperback fiction.
Air Traffic Control – A game played by airline pilots and air traffic controllers. The game has no rules, and neither side knows how it is played, but the goal is to prevent flights from arriving in time for passengers to make connecting flights.
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